she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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