I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
