Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We talked him into tasing himself.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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