what day is it and did you see me today?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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