How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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