Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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