You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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