Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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