Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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