Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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