I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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