Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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