Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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