But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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