i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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