But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Randomize
