Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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