sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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