try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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