I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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