Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
