Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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