grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
