strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Dick very happy bro
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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