That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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