I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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