I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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