I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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