The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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