Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
