did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i think i just lost a toe
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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