Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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