Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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