My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
wow bdsm is so cute
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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