So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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