I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
one might say we're banned from that church
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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