We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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