If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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