You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I AM VODKA MAN
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How naked do you want me to be?
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