Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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