Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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