they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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