Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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