I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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