We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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