sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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