Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
