There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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