Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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