I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
