After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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